Prabhas losing his hair!!

Prizes for people who guess this Swami... Voila!! A few of you did it.Yes it is Prabhasaananda and how he looks in real life.

Wonder what happened to this Young rebel star that he is looking overtly shabby and insomniac offlate.Could it be that he is into drugs or is love with Sadhvi Kajal taking a toll on him? Well anyway coming to the point, we hear Prabhas's hair is shrinking faster than leaves shedding from a tree pre winter.He is semi bald and soon he will join the Actors association for Wig use in Tollytown.

Prabhaasananda, also needs to discipline himself on his sleep.Looks like he hasn't slept for months and the dark circles on his face provoke us to speculate if he is gearing up for a role of a vampire.

Prabhaasananda, get well soon and we wish your hair flourishes with the disciplinary steps you ought to take.

Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!!

Sadhvi ILeana's costly cheap wear!!

Today when I was coming from my devotee's place to an ashram, I saw a hoarding of Sadhvi Ileana endorsing her mom's designer wear store. I was baffled.Ileana is starting a designer store for her mother.From when did Sadhvi Ileana's mother become designer?? I always wondered how these heroine's mothers become designers only after their daughters become popular.Anyway, ILeana has a good reputation for picking up street wear from Goa and billing them up to lakhs of rupees with the producers. Bad drama no?? Now her mother Samaira is all set to 'design' clothes.She is now all set to make Goan street wear sellers richer. Drama Drama!!

In the interest of my devotees, stay away from D'Cruz family.They will go on a Cruz with your money.If you have so much money to splurge, rather go on a holiday to Goa and buy the same wear on those streets for a cheaper prize.Makes sense no?

Let us see how D'Cruzers' business will do!! Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!!

Sumanthaananda's love with Sadvi Kriti

Sumanthananda is a happy man now.Swami's sources say this divorce mid-aged actor is now madly in love with his 'Boni' girl Kriti Karbandha.Apparently, these two are seen every where with loads of PDA.Drama Drama.What is heights of coincidence is Sumanthaananda's divorced wife's name is Keerti and this girl's name is Kriti.Wonder why Sumanthaananda didn't get a girl with a name that doesn't start with 'K' since it didn't work for him first time.Anyway, this man is now happy. Also my devotees told me that Sumanthaananda's new movie 'Golconda High School' is a hit.Nice no? Perhaps he must be thinking this is all Kriti mahima.Any way, make sure this K works atleast. Don't forget to seek my blessings post wedding, that is if it happens.Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!

Wig heroes of Telugu cinema!!

Next time you all go to barber , don't tell him you want a hair style like Venkatesh, Chiranjeevi or Balayya.They are all wig stars. While Chiranjeevananda is not using his wig now because he is a politician, Balayya wears now and then.Balakrishanaanda wearing wig is known to every one in AP and he is not secretive about it.

But Venkateshaanda wears a wig. If you observe him from close, you can make out that wig.What I as Swami don't understand is, Venkateshaananda talks high spirituality and god and all that. Why does he need Wig when he renounced everything? By the way imagine Venkateshaananda without wig. Oh my god.Scary no?

His brother Sureshbabu has little hair on his head and his Khandan has no hair on the head you know?I feel bad for Rana.I am sure he will spend some money and weave hair on his head but nonethe less Wig is Wig no?

Why does Venkateshaananda hide his bald head if he believes in Ramana Maharshi and Vivekananda. C'mon Venkateshaananda, it is high time you follow what you preach.Remove the wig I say!! C' mon, C'mon C'mom you can do it.

Otherwise I will call you Wig Victory Venkateshaananda!!

Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!

Siddharth-Sruthi Newyear at Dubai!!

They can fool all the people all the time but not THE SWAMI.Through my disciples in Dubai, I got to know that Siddharthananda and Sadhvi Sruthi Hassan spent their new year in Dubai.

Not that they shouldn't go but why chupa rushtham?
They maintain that they are just 'good friends' or 'special friends' but go on Dubai trip for such a special occasion?Drama Drama.

Siddharthananda is arrogant star and so is Sruthi.Though behavioural jodi is perfect, isn't the age gap too much? Any way that is none of my business. Aanaganaga Oo Dheerudu, and she is his Sundari.Hope these Aravam stars reveal their love secret soon and end their DRAMA.

By the way did you get some Dakshina for me from Dubai, Siddharthananda?

Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!!

NTR hates FANS!!

Junior NTRananda is one of my favourite actors.Though I am a swami and I renounced everything, I go and watch his films for material pleasure now and then.He is one of the few heroes in Telugu cinema, who can act.But through my disciples, I got to know something shocking.

NTRananda is a nightmare to his producers.I believe he is very moody and cancels the shoot if he is not in a good mood which leaves the poor producer a loss of lakhs of rupees.You know what is worse, NTRananda takes himself too seriously.Whenever he has a simple temple shot, he wants to go to Tamilnadu or Karnataka for shooting in temples there as he has 'fans' problem in Andhra.

Sad no?He needs fans for supporting his movies and watch them but doesn't want them when he is shooting.

This isn't appropriate attitude Tarakananda. Your grandfather said, FANS ARE GODS.You want to go away from gods. You will end up with demonised destiny.Don't think you are a superstar.The day you think so, you are no more one.

May GODS bless you and you Respect them.

Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!!

Bobboi Bobby!!

This is a 'Yadoon Ki Baraat' picture of Allu Boys!!Today Swami is angry with Allu Bobbyananda, the eldest of Allu brothers.

One of Swami's disciples is a filmi person who happened to recently meet Allu Bobby.Ever since that disciple met Bobbyananda, he is behaving pertrified, strange, worried, insecure, crazy, wild, angry and suicidal.Swami hypnotised the disciple on his meeting with Allu Bobby and was startled to know why the disciple went mad.

Bobbyananda is the most insecure of the Allu brothers.While the second Allu is a star, junior Allu runs a boring magazine.The senior Allu Bobbyananda is in identity crisis and annoys everyone with extra information about himself.He says he will conquer Telugu cinema industry with 'digitisation'. He swears to be Ambani of Cinema industry by 2012.And when he talks about his future plans, he behaves as if he is possessed( read Chandramukhi style).Weak hearted people must stay away from this semi mad identity crisis homosapien.

Bobbyananda, take Swami's advise now.Go to your dad and demand your share of property.Then fly to Brazil and spend some money on plastic surgeries to repair the evolutionary errors on your face.If after surgeries, you look any screen friendly, come back and become a Senior stylish star.Then you will no more be called as Allu Arjunaananda's brother. So, fasten your seat belts to Brazil now!!

Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!!

'Hug'gies nappy pad!!

Remember movies where hero works day and night for a heroine to make her famous and exits her life after she becomes rich and famous? But then heroine also doesn't forget the good hero and melodramatically hugs him in her felicitation ceremony?

Here too Sadhvi Swathi hugs her 'friend' Naniaananda.At the audio launch of 'Golconda High School' a movie in which Sadhvi Swathi is the heroine and Sumanthaananda is the hero, the heroine ditched the hero and hugged her ex-hero.

Shocking no? My heart goes out for Sumanthaananda. Poor fellow.Everyone ditches him.Why?

Well Sadhvi Swathi wore a saree for the event because that is how she looks in the film.But she forgot corresponding behaviour. Her mom should have reminded her to carry the behaviour with her. She must have forgot. Not that people in sarees don't hug but not so apparently. Besides, I read in newspapers that Naniaananda and Swathi are seeing each other though they publicly denied it.Now what is this picture amma?You have to control your emotions when you are in public no? That too when your movie hero is there on the stage and media is watching.

Sadhvi Swathi should be sent to National School of Public Behaviour immediately for basic education.Hope she graduates soon!!

Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!!

Who is the next T'wood bachelor to get married?

Junior of all the Manchus, Manojaananda is the next bachelor in Tollywood to get hitched looks like. Swami's sources tell that Manoj's horoscopes are doing the rounds at supersonic speed in city's who's who circles to find an eligible ' Chi La Sow ' for this lad.

Earlier, Swami's sources said that Balakrishnaanada's daughter was being considered for Manojaananda.Later a few ate Swami's brains and convinced that it is Minister Galla Aruna Kumari's relative.Though the list of girls being 'considered' is endless, what Swami wonders is why Manoj didn't love any girl? Perhaps he was busy gyming and doing films. Recently when I saw his pictures in papers, I was shocked. He now looks like a strict bouncer ready to crush us between his bisecps. No?  He is ever smiling with loads of dimple caves on his cheeks.

Nice no?

Well when Manojaananda likes a girl and he is really getting married to her, Swami will certainly inform you. If you have sensible 'Chi La Sow' to be Junior Manchu's wife, call Collection King immediately. Gotcha? Silly fellows!!!

Antha Varaku Maa Drama Meeke!!

Where is the rule of law?

I always thought this is one case which is absolutely one sided. When Mass raja Ravitejaananda's brothers Raghunanda and Bharathaananda were caught red handed buying cocaine at Banjarahills, I thought they will be punished. An optimist in me told me they will get what they deserve the most-Imprisonment.

I was shocked when they were released a few weeks ago and city police withdrew cases against them.

Shocking no?

If you have money or power or atleast fame, you can get away even if you murdered someone live on a TV station.I have lost hopes on judiciary. Ofocurse as a Swami, I am sure bad Karma will punish them one day or the other. But it is beyond my comprehension on how shamelessly city police let them go free. For what? How can their cases be withdrawn?

Are the Police telling people that they were false cases? Was the arrest for buying cocaine false?Were TV channels lying?

I better get back to my meditation that ask questions for which you all know the answers. Everything was Drama Drama!!

Antha Varaku Naa Drama Meeke!!